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Trolladox 

A Trolladox is a special paradox when two people sign on to a random chat site with the purpose of trolling and they are brought together in a chat session.The ensuing one-upsmanship of the competing trolls causes the ridiculous nature of what is being written to exponentially increase. This leads to thoughts of a such a ludicrous nature that it causes a paradoxical loop in the time field that keeps increasing as the chat continues the end result being the fabric of reality unfolds.
Stranger: IT'S A TRAP!
You: Oh my, we've arrived at the Battle of Endor, I don't believe it it's Admiral Ackbar! I'm the Doctor by the way.
Stranger: Doctor, how can our cruisers repel firepower of that magnitude?
You: Yeah, about that, maybe you should attack those Star Destroyers at point blank range.
Stranger: At that range we won't last long against those Star Destroyers.
You: C'MON Ackbar you big fishy you, ALONS-Y!

(Friend yells: QUICK TURN OFF THE ROUTER BEFORE HE CAUSES A TROLLADOX)
Trolladox by jdb4402 November 26, 2010
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Any integrated chat feature on a website, specifically exchanges, auctions and finance type web sites, where users may discuss topics in real time, between themselves and members of the company.
Fontas is in the trollbox, on BTC-e, pumping LiteCoin again.
noob? Asking for financial advice? In the trollbox? Really?
trollbox by JarlMezentius September 30, 2013
When you tell someone to calm down when they are trolling (stalking, creeping)
Hey Melanie, Trollax!
Trollax by kdcfgvbhjn August 13, 2011

Trollnado 

What occurs when a Facebook or other social media Troll creates self-perpetuating discord resulting in an enduring thread of nonsense, leaving all participants involved angry and even potentially converted into Trolls themselves.
We got so sucked up by that Trollnado that I wound up Trolling on that thread out of spite.
Trollnado by BbStarD January 8, 2015

trolldozing 

Lowering your standards and having sex with unsightly individuals for the purpose of increasing your coitus count.
"My girlfriend just broke up with me, so I'm gonna do some trolldozing until I forget about her."
trolldozing by Yoca Cola October 2, 2013

trogladon 

female An enormous cave-dwelling disgustoid - easily recognised by their deformed features, spotty back and near-zero sexual appeal.

It is believed Trogladons breed asexually (like gingers) and are deficient in the area of the brain usually reserved for style, grace or social etiquette.

Whilst rather placid in nature, their lack of aggression or malice should not be used as an excuse for how fucking unattractive they are.

It is generally accepted that no amount of alcohol can make a trogladon into a honey.
shit, what a rancid Trogladon!
trogladon by Alpha Kenny Ting April 9, 2011

Trolldon 

Of utterly annoying means. Often socially awkward, with a complete disregard for social boundaries, personal space, or privacy. Full of gossip, but astoundingly transparent in their means, this person pesters and badgers all of his peers for information. A Trolldon thinks extremely highly of himself due to years of self promotion and self perceived excellence. By nature a trolldon is very territorial of his surroundings, often lashing out when even minor adjustments are made. A trolldon is a silly silly lesser man. Allegedly.
Generally they reside in Academic institutions. "The Trolldon works in the basement."
Trolldon by somewebguy December 5, 2011