trogladon

female An enormous cave-dwelling disgustoid - easily recognised by their deformed features, spotty back and near-zero sexual appeal.

It is believed Trogladons breed asexually (like gingers) and are deficient in the area of the brain usually reserved for style, grace or social etiquette.

Whilst rather placid in nature, their lack of aggression or malice should not be used as an excuse for how fucking unattractive they are.

It is generally accepted that no amount of alcohol can make a trogladon into a honey.

shit, what a rancid Trogladon!

by Alpha Kenny Ting April 9, 2011

Trolladox

A Trolladox is a special paradox when two people sign on to a random chat site with the purpose of trolling and they are brought together in a chat session.The ensuing one-upsmanship of the competing trolls causes the ridiculous nature of what is being written to exponentially increase. This leads to thoughts of a such a ludicrous nature that it causes a paradoxical loop in the time field that keeps increasing as the chat continues the end result being the fabric of reality unfolds.

Stranger: IT'S A TRAP!
You: Oh my, we've arrived at the Battle of Endor, I don't believe it it's Admiral Ackbar! I'm the Doctor by the way.
Stranger: Doctor, how can our cruisers repel firepower of that magnitude?
You: Yeah, about that, maybe you should attack those Star Destroyers at point blank range.
Stranger: At that range we won't last long against those Star Destroyers.
You: C'MON Ackbar you big fishy you, ALONS-Y!

(Friend yells: QUICK TURN OFF THE ROUTER BEFORE HE CAUSES A TROLLADOX)

by jdb4402 November 26, 2010

trogladite

A mutant creature so vile, its very presence causes famine, slavery and apartheid. Extreme cases result in genocide.

Jenny was the trogladite at Dave's party. Nine months after the party, Hitler was born.

by Concerned Males Everywhere January 9, 2011

Troglodort

A name for a frightfully hideous female with beastly qualities. Used principally in Belfast. See "trog".

Aye yer ma's a pure troglodort, wa!

by Theperson45 January 23, 2011

Trogladyte

a red neck and/or crack snorting alcoholic who spends most of their time in WalMart buying discount paper towels and eating at the ketchup packets at the McDonalds in the store.
they usually drive an astro van packed with six of their illegitamate love children, none of which wear pants or shoes.

that Trogladyte took all the free cheese from the deli, damnit!

by justineunit November 3, 2008

trogladite

a female who has been generously whipped with the ugly stick.

Fuck! Look at that trogladite!

by sam spiller October 9, 2003

Trolldon

Of utterly annoying means. Often socially awkward, with a complete disregard for social boundaries, personal space, or privacy. Full of gossip, but astoundingly transparent in their means, this person pesters and badgers all of his peers for information. A Trolldon thinks extremely highly of himself due to years of self promotion and self perceived excellence. By nature a trolldon is very territorial of his surroundings, often lashing out when even minor adjustments are made. A trolldon is a silly silly lesser man. Allegedly.

Generally they reside in Academic institutions. "The Trolldon works in the basement."

by somewebguy December 5, 2011