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Trolldon 

Of utterly annoying means. Often socially awkward, with a complete disregard for social boundaries, personal space, or privacy. Full of gossip, but astoundingly transparent in their means, this person pesters and badgers all of his peers for information. A Trolldon thinks extremely highly of himself due to years of self promotion and self perceived excellence. By nature a trolldon is very territorial of his surroundings, often lashing out when even minor adjustments are made. A trolldon is a silly silly lesser man. Allegedly.
Generally they reside in Academic institutions. "The Trolldon works in the basement."
Trolldon by somewebguy December 5, 2011
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trollonemia 

When you have the obsession of messing with other people
Dang... thats a bad case of trollonemia
trollonemia by Swang336 March 22, 2017
Trolldin is considered the chief god in Troll mythology and Lol paganism.

His name is related to 'trol' meaning "excitation," "fury," or "trollry," and his role, like many of the Troll pantheon, is complex: he is god of e-wisdom, internet war, battle, and e-death.
(Taken from Encyclopedia Dramatica)
Consistent with this, Snorri Sturluson's Prose Edda depicts Trolldin as welcoming the great dead warriors who have been IRL Powerworded in battle into his hall, Lawlzhalla, which when literally interpreted, signifies the 'Hall of the Named'. These fallen, the Powerworded, are assembled and entertained by Trolldin in order that they in return might fight for and support the gods in the final battle of the end of the world, Ragnaröfl.
Trolldin by Timolas December 9, 2007

trolldozing 

Lowering your standards and having sex with unsightly individuals for the purpose of increasing your coitus count.
"My girlfriend just broke up with me, so I'm gonna do some trolldozing until I forget about her."
trolldozing by Yoca Cola October 2, 2013

Trollonemia 

A highly contagious disease which renders its victims unable to refrain from the action of trolling.
"Why does that guy keep smashing people's chips?"

"He recently contracted Trollonemia."

"Oh that makes sense."
Trollonemia by The Man Mr. Mon March 22, 2017

Trolldog 

Commonly seen as being ugly and weird, comes from the union of a troll, and a pug type dog
Ewwww, gretchen is such a trolldog
Trolldog by Jake102 May 30, 2006

Trolldom 

Trolldom

Definition- A place where trolls either live or gather regularly. They meet here for typical troll activities such as : Trollball, where a troll kicks a fellow troll in the ball ( due to the singular ball) trollbang, a massive orgy with trolls.
Trolldoms are often found in small parts of the world such as : Swindons youth hostels and james lavis's house hold.
James lavis's house is a typical gathering place for trolls as they enjoy the dampness of his mothers troll snatch

Us trolls enjoy James's trolldom its trolltastic
Trolldom by James lavis's mum February 25, 2011
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