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Alf Trolleydocker 

An old man with 2 walking sticks who is such a genius he can walk at a 90 degree angle. He leaves his home once a day to display his unique talent to the envious world under the pretext of going to post a letter.
Who is West Bridgford's finest athlete?

That'll be Alf Trolleydocker, the 90 degree genius.

Where did he get his walk from?

I believe he got it from a corner shop.

Trolladox 

A Trolladox is a special paradox when two people sign on to a random chat site with the purpose of trolling and they are brought together in a chat session.The ensuing one-upsmanship of the competing trolls causes the ridiculous nature of what is being written to exponentially increase. This leads to thoughts of a such a ludicrous nature that it causes a paradoxical loop in the time field that keeps increasing as the chat continues the end result being the fabric of reality unfolds.
Stranger: IT'S A TRAP!
You: Oh my, we've arrived at the Battle of Endor, I don't believe it it's Admiral Ackbar! I'm the Doctor by the way.
Stranger: Doctor, how can our cruisers repel firepower of that magnitude?
You: Yeah, about that, maybe you should attack those Star Destroyers at point blank range.
Stranger: At that range we won't last long against those Star Destroyers.
You: C'MON Ackbar you big fishy you, ALONS-Y!

(Friend yells: QUICK TURN OFF THE ROUTER BEFORE HE CAUSES A TROLLADOX)
Trolladox by jdb4402 November 26, 2010

Trolleydollyfucked

When you try to time your visit to the toilet on an airplane not to get in a jam with the trolley dollys only to realise that no tight fucker wants tea or coffee and the dollys are mid-aisle so you look like an asshole whilst waiting behind the trolley dollys !! Most people will blush and retreat , however on occasion you will see an arrogant asshole who thinks they are socially higher especially on really cheap flights . These are the best fun to watch as they huff and roll their eyes up to the sky and tutt . Do NOT take your eyes off them ....
Jane : " I would have flown a different airline first class but it didnt suit my hectic schedule"
Penny : " of Course one would "
Jane: One must go and empty ones bladder ,
Penny " careful! They are serving tea and coffee to the peasants at the back , one must time this as not to get TROLLEYDOLLYFUCKED!!

trolldozing 

Lowering your standards and having sex with unsightly individuals for the purpose of increasing your coitus count.
"My girlfriend just broke up with me, so I'm gonna do some trolldozing until I forget about her."
trolldozing by Yoca Cola October 2, 2013

Trollcano 

Volcano on Iceland. Name (Eyjafjallajokull) too hard to pronounce.
Two ents talking:
-Dude, that Eryeyaryeafeas volcano erupted again.
-That's a real Trollcano. Shiiiiieeeet...
Trollcano by /r/trees September 10, 2011

trogladon 

female An enormous cave-dwelling disgustoid - easily recognised by their deformed features, spotty back and near-zero sexual appeal.

It is believed Trogladons breed asexually (like gingers) and are deficient in the area of the brain usually reserved for style, grace or social etiquette.

Whilst rather placid in nature, their lack of aggression or malice should not be used as an excuse for how fucking unattractive they are.

It is generally accepted that no amount of alcohol can make a trogladon into a honey.
shit, what a rancid Trogladon!
trogladon by Alpha Kenny Ting April 9, 2011