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1. When one experiences problem with putting on a Trojan (or condom), and jams their fingers either side of the penis.

2. Like 'toejam', but from the wearing off of the lubricant through oral pleasure and ending up on your partner's lips.

3. Cumming in a Trojan condom.
Of definition 1:

"Honey, my fingers are stuck! This thing's too small!"
"That's because you forgot to roll it, now hurry the hell up"

Of definition 2:

"I'm not kissing you, you've got trojam around your lips"
trojam by D_2 November 29, 2007
Words you can keep
The mysterious off-white substance found in the bottom of a condom after orgasm is achieved.
Dude A: "Billy's mom is the best, she sucked the trojam out of my rubber last night!"

Dude B: "What's her number?"
Trojam by Chris Carr December 24, 2008
A badass author that thinks outside of the box and figured out how to shut stuttering trolls down.
Devon: Dude, did you see Kendall Trojam kick those two stuttering trolls square in the nuts and pull the plug?
Josh: How'd Kendall do that?
Devon: It's a secret.
Trojam by You're welcome!! June 8, 2013

Trojan Tusk 

Wow that a massive Trojan tusk in his pants
Trojan Tusk by Muckyfingers82 July 31, 2021

Trojan Horse Disbursement 

The act of giving bad or false information to a third party that is close to the primary party in order to gain better positioning.
George's Trojan Horse Disbursement to Shannon, which was communicated to Russell, her friends opposing attorney, gave George an advantage since Russell used this false data that ended up very disadvantageous to his case against George.
Trojan Horse Disbursement by Stathara February 25, 2011

trojan rocket 

A used condom blown up like a balloon and let go.
"That trojan rocket really messed up my Nirvana poster."
trojan rocket by skidmark May 15, 2005

Trojan Gay 

When a guy pretends to be gay to get close to a girl/multiple girls. To be in proximity of girls when they change or are naked.
That kid Matt is pretending to be gay so girls feel safe around him, he’s totally a Trojan gay!
Trojan Gay by Bobbylewis April 26, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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