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Turd trimester 

When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.
As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.
Turd trimester by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010

TrueMaster 

An old school Master in BDSM scene. Takes his lifestyle seriously and is ”truly” what he is, having no roles for sessions. TrueMasters are successful in partner market due to their nature as non-posers. This causes a lot of dislike in their opposition, as well as TrueMaster’s tendency to be pompous, arrogant and verbally aggressive.

Also used as negative term for all middle-aged Dominant men in BDSM scene.
That TrueMaster is hoarding subs like there would be no-one else in the world.

How does that ugly, fat TrueMaster lure those chicks?

Trickmaster 

Female (usually) who throws fierce tricks, like being able to kick really high or being able to change the mood of a party with the simple raise of a brow. Title allows for high social standing and popularity.
Oh that Laura, she sure is a trickmaster.
Trickmaster by tbreadzzzz November 30, 2011

Third Trimester Threesome 

Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.
I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.

Titmaster 

one who indulges himself in the art and science of tits. This can range from everyday observation of breasts to the occasion of playing with a big-titty-ass-bitch.

Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.
Eddie is a serious Titmaster, he's scoping them out all the time.

Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300
Titmaster by Sexmonster(s) September 26, 2010

Tripster 

A tripster is an educated and conscious psychedelic explorer.

They are the breed of people with the perfect mixture of higher-leveled curiosity and courage. Tripsters willingly enter psychedelic states in order to both implore and explore these uncharted territories with the directed purpose of attempting to charter them.
What up tripster, how was your S-trip? What type of ZOOMDOUT information did you bring back for us this time?

Hoffman, Huxley, Shulgin, Wasson, Leary, Lilly, Kesey, Alpert, Castaneda, Strassman, Abraham, Wilson, Sheldrake, Dennis and Terence McKenna are some of the most zoomed out minds in recent western history. It’s no coincidence that they’re all eternal tripsters.
Tripster by ZOOMDOUT December 15, 2009