A woman who has multiple kids. Most of the time the kids are not by the same father. If you're one of the fathers she usually expects you to take out all of the kids instead of just yours and gets mad when you buy stuff for your kid and not the other four that you dont even know and she doesnt know who the fathers are.
I'd nail her but she's a tricycle motorfactory and I dont need no kids.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.