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trickanosis

n. pronounced:\'trik-a- nō-səs\ A disease caused by having a trick(s) on the penis.

Sign and Symptoms:

Tricks may be hard to cure because they keep resurfacing on the penis.

You may not notice the tricks at first, symptoms could take days to manifest.

Clouded judgement.

Empty Wallet.

Cures:

Gradual but steady avoidance of sexual activity with women of the trick / hood booger variety.

Cold turkey abstinence (With this method may come other trickanosis consequences, such as stalking, car keying, false police reports, fake pregnancies etc.)

Visiting or talking with level headed friends and family can help ease the clouded judgement symptom.

Loss of job or income could help alleviate the empty wallet symptom.
His boy informed him that his love of trick booty resulted in a severe case of trickanosis.
trickanosis by voeuetoile November 25, 2011
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trichinosis

A disease caused by eating undercooked meat, usually pork, that contains trichinae, which develop as adults in the intestines and as larvae in the muscles, causing intestinal disorders, fever, nausea, muscular pain, and edema of the face.
If you eat that raw meat, you may get trichinosis.
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trichinosis

Food borne illness that comes from undercooked pork, or from eating at any Hardee's resturaunt.
After eating a six dollar burger, William suffered from explosive diarrheaand muscular cramps.
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trichinosis

oh yes it is.
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Thicknosis 

An addiction to think women/lady’s which hypnotises and can causes paralysis, fainting, blindness, heart palpitations, perspiration, amnesia and even loss of speech due to the THICKNESS . Usually the Thigh and buttock areas are the main origin sauce, but the chest and breastal area can also be a catalyst.
I was having a discuss regarding politics and saw miss Kim in her bodycon dress and heels, the thicknosis was so strong I nearly fainted and lost my Dam mind.
Thicknosis by The dark Saiyan June 6, 2022
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