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trickanosis

n. pronounced:\'trik-a- nō-səs\ A disease caused by having a trick(s) on the penis.

Sign and Symptoms:

Tricks may be hard to cure because they keep resurfacing on the penis.

You may not notice the tricks at first, symptoms could take days to manifest.

Clouded judgement.

Empty Wallet.

Cures:

Gradual but steady avoidance of sexual activity with women of the trick / hood booger variety.

Cold turkey abstinence (With this method may come other trickanosis consequences, such as stalking, car keying, false police reports, fake pregnancies etc.)

Visiting or talking with level headed friends and family can help ease the clouded judgement symptom.

Loss of job or income could help alleviate the empty wallet symptom.
His boy informed him that his love of trick booty resulted in a severe case of trickanosis.
trickanosis by voeuetoile November 25, 2011
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trichinosis

A disease caused by eating undercooked meat, usually pork, that contains trichinae, which develop as adults in the intestines and as larvae in the muscles, causing intestinal disorders, fever, nausea, muscular pain, and edema of the face.
If you eat that raw meat, you may get trichinosis.
trichinosis by Dan November 30, 2003

trichinosis

Food borne illness that comes from undercooked pork, or from eating at any Hardee's resturaunt.
After eating a six dollar burger, William suffered from explosive diarrheaand muscular cramps.
trichinosis by Bunghole August 27, 2003

trikanomis 

Damn that stripper is a trikanomis, look at all the dicks she can fit in her mouth a once.
trikanomis by boofagator April 19, 2006

trichinosis

trichinosis by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Trickynosis

noun
A parasitic disease that becomes the posthumous trick or final twist of an animal after being killed for human consumption
Hunter: I ate some meat and now I’m going to die of trickynosis
Hannibal: Oh deer! That’s tricky. The hunter becomes the hunted…
Trickynosis by Love-fi December 6, 2025

tristanosis 

When you can’t get a guy named Tristan out of your head
Guy: hey what is wrong with rebecca, she won’t get away from Tristan
Girl: Yeah i think that she has a case of tristanosis
Guy: damn, she needs to get that checked out, i can’t stand it anymore
tristanosis by LilyPichuu May 3, 2021
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B)
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