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National dildo trick shot day 

October 5th is known as national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in at least one dildo trick shot per minute. Followed by 30 seconds of violent anal rape.
I can’t wait till national dildo trick shot day!

National dildo trick shot day 

October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.
I can’t wait for national dildo trick shot day.

track day bro

Dragging your bro (Male or not) to a motorsport event in which tires are burnt, cones flattened, and reputation earned.

Usually consists of Mazda MX-5 Miatas, Honda Civics, and the occasional Corolla who got lost.
"Track day bro"
"Nah not today"
*Grabs his bro*
"GET IN THE MIATA IT'S TRACK DAY BRO"
track day bro by FlippyLights January 20, 2017

National thick day 

National thick day is from ppl with big booty😍🤪
Guy 1- Are you ready for October 28

Guy 2- ya I can't wait until October 28

NATIONAL THICK DAY

National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day 

On March 1st its National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day, when you are free to run over feminists with trucks!
Ryan: Bro its March 1st, do you know what that means?

Kevin: What?

Ryan: It is National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day! Lets go and run over Alex`s mum!

Truck Day 

The day semi-trucks line up outside a baseball stadium to load the equipment that will be transported to the team's spring training facility. A sign that baseball season is just around the corner.
Hey man, I'm really excited that today is Truck Day at Yankee Stadium!! Baseball season will start soon!!
Truck Day by TommyNoleBuc January 30, 2023