Tricepbrah 

noun. a person who is a hypochondriac concerning every day life especially; food, working out, bathroom routines, and having intimate relationships. This person also has numerous phobias, including but not limiting to; monkeys in the wild, sleeping in the bed with the opposite sex, good rock music, $100 bottles of wine, sharing a bathroom, and large dogs.

Only a Tricepbrah would say, "I'm considering buying a Footspa because I sometimes neglect bending down in the shower to wash my feet"

Tricepbrah by Status Quo January 7, 2017

tricerahorn

a fat chick (can be a guy) who is considered to be on the verge of morbid obesity (fatter than a bihorn)

"holy fuck-turn around and check out the chick from 11 to 1 o'clock. That's a tricerahorn TTM" hahhahahha

tricerahorn by The Master Beta January 19, 2006