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Treephobia

My friend has treephobia.
by Kristian Oakley December 4, 2017
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trumphobia

The state of being so completely embarrassed by the actions of your federal government you are unable to travel outside of the continental United States for fear of being the laughing stock of every non-US citizen you encounter ANYWHERE.
All over cable t.v. and plastered across the front page of the international

newspaper in bold print was, "US LEADER TO UNITED NATIONS COUNCIL

-CLAIMS 'THERE IS NOTHING WRONG DOWN THERE'' along with a close up

photo of the man with both hands pointing towards his crotch in

reference to a lewd comment made by an intoxicated person in a crowd.

Overcome with TRUMPHOBIA, barely able to breathe, I froze up, cringed

and pulled the blanket over my head knowing I wouldn't be able to take

my trip to Paris even though I had already purchased through an auction,

a pair of non-refundable round trip tickets that could not be

rescheduled . Just the thought of the foreign people staring, laughing

and pointing at me petrified me and I could not take the vacation.
by bulletfxr July 9, 2017
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Telephobia

Fear of communicating long distance (not just on the phone).

This word has the greek prefix "tele" that means distant communication, and phobia, which means fear.
I don't like communicating over a long distance because I could embarrass myself because I don't know much about the other countries that they live in. I think I have telephobia.
by phillips1012 December 14, 2012
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Trumphobia

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Trevphobia

The fear of someone named Trevor. As or pertaining to a human named Trevor.
My Psychotic friend Gabby has trevphobia.
by Gooooooooob October 16, 2011
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Creephobia

The fear of accidentally liking something when creeping on facebook
Girl: I have such a creephobia when I was creeping on that kid last night
by chillachika January 13, 2011
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Terminatrix Telephobia

A phobia in which the person has a paralyzing fear of answering the phone believing that it may cause him/her to exit The Matrix.

This is one of the more recent phobias that has come to light, with an obvious connection to the Matrix movie trilogy.

In these films people from the real world are able to "jack in" to the Matrix a ficitonal simulated version of Earth as it once was. These people then exit the Matrix via ringing telephones that their "operators" send them to. It can only be assumed that said operators stream a code of some sort into the ringing phone that allows people to break connection with the Matrix.

People with this phobia may also innately be afraid of large underground cave orgies
I don't hangout with James anymore because I can never get him on the phone to make plans. Ever since he saw The Matrix he's been afflicted with Terminatrix Telephobia.

I don't think he likes the idea of a world where Keanu Reeves is seen as the last bastion of hope.
by DameonTower April 16, 2011
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