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Travel Lob

A phenomenon affecting the gentleman when on long car journeys. When the natural harmonics of the road vibrations through the car at cruising speed, cause a usually unwelcomed lob on (aka semi, chub on, semi erect penis) for no apparent reason. Indeed you could be thinking of things entirely un-erotic.

Usually affecting the gentlemen passenger, but will hit a driver after a while. There is speculation of 'Journey Juice' affecting women, but this is unconfirmed.
Passenger: Dude, i've just got to take my seatbelt off and sort my self out.

Driver: Why, what the fuck is going on

Passenger: well i've suddenly got a tremendous Travel Lob on. Not sure why, I was just thinking about my forthcoming exam.

Driver: Oh. Oh OK.
by burty330 July 31, 2012
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Shitpants Travellor

Someone who travels from computer to computer because they always get worried and shit their pants
That rogai. he is shitpants travellor
by ryan rogay June 11, 2009
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travelbob

Gift of receiving a blow-job while driving… ideally suited for long road trips.
Susie surprised me with a travelbob on our recent roadtrip!
by Pirate Bubba November 29, 2024
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