Travalysta

Globe trotting private jet tourists who visit war zones and natural disasters when they are already on fire so their Carbon Jackboot print doesn’t make a difference

The Travalysta’s latest fashion blog was uploaded from Gaza. Every Travalysta knows that you can’t achieve a better trans-seasonal look than during an air raid in Kiev. A committed Travalysta should always carry branded bags when they visit a disaster area or war zone to merch their own product and social media.

Travalysta by Woolleyback January 18, 2025

Travalisationalism

The meaning of sleeping with the association with time travel. If you sleep, it only feels like a second. Therefore, you are travalizing (x) amount of hours to the time when you wake up next. People who are awake during that time is feeling the time when you are not so you are basically time travelling but a different version.

“Bro did you hear Jessica was in the middle of her travalisationalism during the party last night”

“Yeah I heard but it’s late imma go travalize”

Travalisationalism by Travalisationalism March 17, 2022

Travelista

A travelista is like a fashionista--but for travel. The fashionista is always up on the latest fashion trends and always looks top-notch. The travelista is always traveling to some new and exotic locale and is not dissuaded by any world turmoil or even wars. For example, the travelista will go to an exotic resort nestled in the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan. Arab spring? According to the travelista, this is the best time to travel to Northern Africa. It is more exciting that way! Traditional European cities are old hat to the travelista.

The travelista rolled her eyes at her friend's announcement of a vacation to Rome and Florence--she'd prefer a trip to Abu Dhabi or Az Zarqa.

Travelista by CLIOTHEMUSE September 6, 2013