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trash lords 

The trashiest of lords. One who goes to bed at 6am and wakes up at 7pm, probably in the same clothes from the previous night. Smells like tequila, bad pizza, and broken dreams. Doesn't shower or brush teeth - just febreezes the SHIT out of everything and eats a lot of tic tacs. Will go to eat breakfast despite the fact that it is clearly nighttime. Probably consumed way too much shitty liquor the night previous. Absolutely ridiculous and disgusting.
"Oh honey, Paul and Dev just woke up covered in Frito crumbs and smell like Smirnoff."
"Jesus Christ, what trash lords ."
trash lords by dshi November 22, 2014

Trashford 

A Nickname given to English professional footballer Marcus Rashford When he performs badly for Manchester United or England
"did you see Trashford miss that penalty? Horrible!
Trashford by summa-lummadooma-lumma November 24, 2021

Trashlord 

The combimation of trash and edgelord
Person: Nick is such a trashlord.
Other person: I agree.

trashlorette 

Pre nuptial celebration hosted by an unmarried woman, usually accompanied by a group of her female friends all from similarly low social economic backgrounds. Dress code is usually unflattering pink attire which shows off most of the wearers unkept physique. The group will usually partake in a wide range of shameless activities including but not limited to : getting intoxicated to a near-coma state in public areas, attending a chippendale performance and playing games with artefacts inspired by the male genitalia.
Isn't Caisey getting married next month? Yes they went to Magaluf this weekend for her trashlorette party.
trashlorette by lilShakespeare September 4, 2018

trashford 

this is the common defination for Ashford in Kent.

If England ever needed an enema, Ashford is where they'd insert the tube.
Trashfordians-the local population
trashford by Beryll August 28, 2008