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trapeze artist 

A flexible male engaged in a sex act which involves simultaneously anally penetrating and orally pleasuring one other person. Anybody flexible enough to go down on their partner while having sex. For a flexible girl, this invariably involves a strap-on, rimming, or both.
Damn, he's a trapeze artist in the sack!

Russian Trapeze 

When one person ejaculates in the nostril of another, with enough force, to cause it to come out of their mouth.
I pulled out, shoved my tip up her nose and blew my load! Sperm shot up her nose and out her mouth so fast, it was like a Russian Trapeze.
Russian Trapeze by zuhaelter_82 October 22, 2011

Le Trapeze 

Le Trapeze is a on-premises swingers club located in Midtown Manhattan. They have been at 17 East 27th Street for over two decades. Le Trapeze is a couples-only swingers club and is a members-only club, but memberships can be bought at the door at the time of entry. The club has both private and open swinging (the mat room) areas where couples can have sex with each other, exchange partners, participate in group settings depending on what they are looking for/into.

There is a bar area where couple may remain in their clothes to meet other couples or couples may choose to disrobe (towels provided) and enter the more sexual area of the club.

My wife and I met a great couple this weekend at Le Trapeze and had sex with them in the mat room.
Le Trapeze by M Bell January 23, 2008

feacal trapeze 

The act of hanging from a bar and defecating.
Anita's back had brown smears all over it from her early morning feacal trapeze.
feacal trapeze by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Double Dutch Upside Down Reverse Flying Trapeze 

A sexual act involving interlocking arms while grabbing ones own penis. The pair then proceeds to do somersaults while causing the other one to masturbate ones self. The pair will create an illusion that they are spinning on a trapeze.
Bob was injured while performing a Double Dutch Upside Down Reverse Flying Trapeze with Tom.

turd trapeze 

The act of laying toilet paper across a toilet as to cover the entire opening, putting the seat down to assure the paper stays put, and shitting on top of the paper to give the appearance that the toilet is supremely clogged and strikes fear into anyone who would dare to flush it. It's called the trapeze because the turd is skillfully balanced like a trapeze high artist.
What the hell, Carlos you clogged our toilet!

Wait nevermind, it was just a turd trapeze.
turd trapeze by Slate Giz February 16, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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