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Trang Bangs 

A particular generic Asian hair style often worn by generic Asian women. Used solely for the purpose of not appearing layable. Often suggested by old and overly protective south-east Asian fathers. Basically a bowl cut with bangs.
Asian dad: oh no, daughter started to growing titties and ass. Must give young daughter trang bangs hair cut so no boy want to do nasty thing to her.

Asian mom: oooohhh trang bang look sooo nyyy on you! eye-teenk-soh-tu!
Trang Bangs by Rice4eveR d0tc0M October 15, 2018

Tang Bang 

Legend has it, the sweet juice of the tang was molested and palled by the infamous late M.Rick Romero in plastic jugs which once housed the life juice, and replaced by gallons of Vodka and other mixtures. Used for the purpose of a cognac, The Tang Bang, as if will be referred to here on out, was primarily used in the Salt River, located near Phoenix, Arizona. As time grows and people spread apart, it has been seen located in parts of Los Angeles and Las Vegas, although currently mainly housed in the great south west party destinations. Although the exact recipe would never be revealed outside the core group, the pictures it produces apparently have . . . .
"We're going down to the Salt River, so make sure you bring some Tang Bang"

"Damn, I would have never done half that shit if it wasn't for that stupid Tang Bang."

schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.
"Damn those twins are so hot, I am getting hard just looking at them, damn I'm tryna have a schmang twang bang"
schmang twang bang by Amy Appler December 29, 2007

whammy tang bang 

bong rip + shot of alcohol + smoke release = whammy!
Hey man, load a snapper, we're doing whammy tang bangs.

schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.
"Hey Johnny, Look at those twins theyre so hot, Imma getting hard just lookin at them, damn I'm trynna have a schmang twang bang, too bad my schlong is 2inches"
schmang twang bang by Amy Appler December 29, 2007

Schwang Tang Bang 

The ancient art of the aggressive destruction of a vagina by a penis leading to its collapse. Through rigorous training one may perfect it and evolve into the "final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang" - this can lead to the collapse of all vaginas across the universe.
Guy 1: Yo bro how's your girl doing?
Guy 2: I gave her the schwang tang bang last night
Guy 1: shit that must have been tough for her
Guy 2: Nah she's lucky I didn't unleash the final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang.

tang bang 

1. Sexual intercourse involving the vagina (tang)
We smoked those 2 G's of the bubonic and then i tang banged that slut
tang bang by ABJ March 21, 2005