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Toxicated
When you have had only one or two drinks, so you are not quite intoxicated yet, but you aren't totally back to normal.
Boss: How come you haven't been working well today?
Ted: Well, you see I'm a bit toxicated after having a beer at lunchtime.
Boss: Don't you mean "intoxicated?"
Ted: No you uneducated fool! Toxicated! Don't you know anything?! How come you make more than me?!!!
Boss: Wow, I am totally sorry for being a stupid ignoranus. I am now going to send in my letter of resignation and relinquish my job and salary to you.
Ted: Well, you see I'm a bit toxicated after having a beer at lunchtime.
Boss: Don't you mean "intoxicated?"
Ted: No you uneducated fool! Toxicated! Don't you know anything?! How come you make more than me?!!!
Boss: Wow, I am totally sorry for being a stupid ignoranus. I am now going to send in my letter of resignation and relinquish my job and salary to you.
Toxicated by ElvisJumpsNine March 17, 2010
tominate
To be tominated is to to receive a butt-load of friend requests, profile views, messages and comments on Myspace after your profile is featured on Tom's page in the form of a blog comment. Blog-dicking to get your Photoshopped head-shot at the top of Tom's comments can result in a kind of parasite celebrity status due to the fuckuvabunch of views Tom's blog gets.
Dude, I only had like 300 prof views, but I commented Tom's blog last night, and this morning I had five fuckin' thousand!
Dude, that's fucktackular! You got Tominated!
Dude, that's fucktackular! You got Tominated!
tominate by adrielkelsick July 6, 2007
Toxinaty
ToxicatedGator
A really good looking man that is really funny, and sucks at half the games he plays but still manages to have fun!
ToxicatedGator by ToxicatedGator August 27, 2022
Tominated
Aggressive asserting or enforcing your will over another by a person named Tom, Tommy or Thomas.
Thomanatrix, To Tominated.
Thomanatrix, To Tominated.
He Tominated his will over them.
Tominated by Tominatedgirl July 9, 2023
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