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A large RWD car made by Lincoln. Shares the same platform with the Ford Crown Vic and Mercury Grand Marquis.

It was an upscale trim package on Continentals in the 70's. Then it became it's own model in 1981 on a downsized bodystyle known as the "panther" platform. It lost it's boxy design in 1990, and again in 1998, making the body more aero looking each time. Towncars went on to be a stereotypical senior citizen mobile, gangster mobile, and also an extremely popular livery car for the rest of it's life. By the 2000's, it was the biggest car in production and large luxury cars had completly lost popularity. The majority went to Livery companies, and the Town Car and panther platform in general were phased out in 2011.
Dan: Your grandfathers 80's Towncar sure is cool looking.
Mike: That things an old school beast, but he doesn't drive much. He's 85 years old.
Towncar by Metalhead83 September 2, 2011
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Town Car 

Lincoln's large luxury vehicle. Very common in the personal transport industry for it profound interior size/comfort. Shares the same platform as the Ford Crown Victoria and the Mercury Grand Marquee
The Lincoln Town Car is Lincoln's staple of luxury.
Town Car by SVT Town Car November 10, 2008
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1989 lincoln town car

The lincoln towncar aka the beast named for its abnormally long size, usually driven by those of darker decent, almost always equipped with a massive subwoofer accompanied by an even larger trunk rattle.
many define it as a pimpmobile or a crank car.
Joe: "Dang check out that 1989 lincoln town car what a pimpmobile"
Dan: "It sounds like bass mixed with soda cans"
Joe: "i dont care that car is pimp"

Town Car 

A full-size, RWD, body on frame vehicle produced by Ford's Lincoln division on the "panther" platform from 1981 to 2011. The chassis was shared with the Ford Crown Victoria and Mercury Grand Marquis and was originally developed in 1979. It is known for its Old school driving characteristics, comfort, smooth ride, enormous trunk, reliable powertrain, and roomy interior. A favorite car of Senior citizens who remember the glory days of the American auto industry, wannabe gangsters, Mafia kingpins, limo companies, and taxi services.
My Grandpa's lincoln town car is sweet
Town Car by everydayvintage February 1, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026