Tough Dick

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A broad term used to express everything from endearment and admiration to disgust and insult.

1) "Look at this fucking tough dick driving with his sunglasses on at night!
2)Anderson Silva is a real tough dick.
3)What's up tough dick? Are you working hard today?
4)You're a tougher dick than Hitler.

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Tough dick

When a Spartan woman admires your sensual desires but can't do anything about it because she is part of your hospitalized care team

You: I'm picking up what you're laying down
Her: Tough dick

Tough dick by Leonidas303 February 12, 2023

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Touch dick moment

An unisex term that is used when something really turns you on. Makes a male's penis jump and a female's pussy tingle and jingle.

Chocolate covered nipples!! Ohh my gawd!! That was a touch dick moment.

Touch dick moment by Malistglrfan March 13, 2014

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National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds

“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day”

National touch dick day by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021

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Dick Touch

When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop

DUde let's play dick touch!

Dick Touch by Jason Hopkins February 13, 2007

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double dick touch

A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.

Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.

Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.

double dick touch by Jack de wack June 12, 2008

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National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

Touch any boys penis or any girls vagina
Day april 15

You girl rub my dick it is national rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15 by Jamaican buddy April 14, 2019

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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