Touchnutsy

A derogatory nonliterary epithet peculiar to Sandy Creek and Lacona, NY, and the surrounding environs. Used to refer to someone who is not paying attention to the situation at hand.

Coined by the Mountain Man.

Ol' Abner (sitting at stoplight when it turns green): "Mmmmm...wonder if I should change my fishnet boxer shorts this week..."

Angry driver (sitting in car behind him): "YEEEAAARRRGHHH!!! IT'S THE PEDAL ON THE RIGHT, TOUCHNUTSY!!!"

by Lecherous Cretin October 3, 2018

Teddy Toughnuts

A guy that lets you know he is tougher than you by squealing the tires of his '86 ford escort hatchback, usually while wearing a dirty wife beater or a bad heavy metal band concert shirt that he never went too.

Slow down there Teddy Toughnuts before you start scaring the little neighborhood kids.

by T-Bone June 19, 2006

tommy toughnuts

One badass muthafucka. It can also be somebody who acts like a toughguy, or dresses like a farmer.

Hey, look at tommy toughnuts over there filling up his duramax diesel.

by tommytoughnuts April 25, 2008