a cooler way of saying turd burglar.
One who turgles burds.
what are ya doin today, burd turglar?
Burd turglar: nuthin
owner: my dog raided the cat box again last night. His breath smells pretty funky.
roommate: yeah, he's turned into a regular burd turglar.
A derogatory nonliterary epithet peculiar to Sandy Creek and Lacona, NY, and the surrounding environs. Used to refer to someone who is not paying attention to the situation at hand.
Coined by the Mountain Man.
Ol' Abner (sitting at stoplight when it turns green): "Mmmmm...wonder if I should change my fishnet boxer shorts this week..."
Angry driver (sitting in car behind him): "YEEEAAARRRGHHH!!! IT'S THE PEDAL ON THE RIGHT, TOUCHNUTSY!!!"
