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Joystick or touchpad 

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Joystick is slang for penis while touchpad is slang for vagina. People who ask this are typically looking for attention because they don’t get enough of it at home.
Dipshit: “You have a joystick or touchpad?”
Joystick or touchpad by nyapys April 13, 2024

touchpants 

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a vulgar sensation, much like a piss shudder, but while flaccid.
oh mom, i'm a little touchpants right now. i don't think so.
touchpants by baggins November 19, 2005

Touch Pad 

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1. noun. a piece of technology, mainly used on portable computers, that acts like a mouse, but requires use of the finger to control the arrow on the screen
2. noun. a common synonym for the vagina
1. The Touch Pad is one of man's greatest inventions.
2. I felt her touch pad last night, and man was it interesting.
Touch Pad by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Touch Pad Finger 

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The medical condition where the tip of your index finger gets sore as the result of hours of use on a laptop computer touchpad. Often caused by surfing porn, Facebook, and Craigslist.
Anyone have a mouse? I'm getting Touch Pad Finger
Touch Pad Finger by tpf November 29, 2010

touchpadwarrior 

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A Hairy Man who likes to touch his pad.
Touchpadwarrior is too legendary.
touchpadwarrior by DeezNuterz August 21, 2020

Touchpaper 

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A pile of arse implemented by the NHS to try and make IT services more effective! Re-Named Touchcloth
The IT department is a Joke! I know lets use Touchpaper even though it doesnt work!
Touchpaper by Chickenlickin April 1, 2009
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mormon assault vehicle

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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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