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touchpad by Silver_Phoenix August 17, 2024
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Joystick or touchpad
Joystick is slang for penis while touchpad is slang for vagina. People who ask this are typically looking for attention because they don’t get enough of it at home.
Joystick or touchpad by nyapys April 13, 2024
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touchpants
touchpants by baggins November 19, 2005
Touch Pad
1. noun. a piece of technology, mainly used on portable computers, that acts like a mouse, but requires use of the finger to control the arrow on the screen
2. noun. a common synonym for the vagina
2. noun. a common synonym for the vagina
1. The Touch Pad is one of man's greatest inventions.
2. I felt her touch pad last night, and man was it interesting.
2. I felt her touch pad last night, and man was it interesting.
Touch Pad by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010
Touch Pad Finger
The medical condition where the tip of your index finger gets sore as the result of hours of use on a laptop computer touchpad. Often caused by surfing porn, Facebook, and Craigslist.
Touch Pad Finger by tpf November 29, 2010
Touchpaper
A pile of arse implemented by the NHS to try and make IT services more effective! Re-Named Touchcloth
Touchpaper by Chickenlickin April 1, 2009
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