Touch ID

The most useless fucking thing phone companies have ever come up with since they can be easily broken by a drop of sweat.

I stopped using Touch ID coz it kept fucking locking me out of my phone.

Touch ID by Don’t just don’t May 4, 2021

touch id 4 lifers 

POV: you and your friend give each other access to you computer by adding each others touch id to each others computer. POV: you have to set up very specific rules bc you don't trust them but you want access to their computer.

Ania: I read your zoom chats with noor and i want to eat you now
Ella: thats not very kind
Ania: your face isnt very kind
Ella: okay!!
Ania: your such a touch id 4 lifer
Ella: right back atcha?
Ania: TouchId4Lifers bro

Ella: what does that mean?
Ania: ur mom
touch id 4 lifers...

touch id 4 lifers by OofMottoMottoOopoo April 7, 2022

i'd let her touch it 

When a male is interested in a female and would like to have sexual relations with her.

Jon: Man, look at that chick, dude, she's hot.

Steve: Hell yeah. I'd let her touch it.

i'd let her touch it by lobo108 January 15, 2009

I'd touch it 

A term used by females to describe a guy that's hot ( or hot enough). It can be a compliment or merely a statement of adequacy. Similar to "I'd fuck him" but only implies an intent for second base. In fact, does not even have to necessarily apply to cock...but it usually does; the "nice girl"'s term for fuckability.

G1: I think Mike is so hot...
G2: Oh, yeah...I'd touch it.

G1: I think Peter is so cute and nice
G2: me, too, but I wouldn't touch it or anything.
G1: oh hells no.

I'd touch it by wordbird1223 November 1, 2007

If it had a penis, I'd touch it. 

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.

Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

If it had a penis, I'd touch it. by jake christy February 2, 2009