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The ultimate form of doofus, unparalleled and supreme of all doofuses
one unit of toubsh = doofus
Toubsh by CryptidKion November 30, 2024
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A term used to describe a man who is really into tits.He lives and dies by tits.Nothing turns him on more than seeing a pair of tits.No matter the size,colour or shape he doesn’t discriminate.
That guy over there looks like a Touship.
Touship by Unknown179379479 June 5, 2021
Related Words
Toubsh toush Toushe toushiq Tourshits Tousha Toushade Toushal Toushi toushie
An Australian term and variation of the french word 'touche'. phonetically - ouch with a 'T' at the start and 'SH' instead of 'CH' at the end.

Toush has all the meaning of touche sans the Eurotrash 80's stigma of actually saying touche.

You can admit that an opponent has laid down a valid point or comeback within an argument without losing the respect of others and yourself.

Gay rhymes with touche for a raison (reason).
Male 1: I slept with your sister...

Male 2: Toush.

End scene.

Male 1: I slept with your mother...

Male 2: Toush

End scene

Male 1: I slept with your father

Male 2: Touche.

End scene.
Toush by The Killa from Chinchilla October 15, 2010
A member of the scarecrow threesome

Who works out and is very horny😔
Toushiq: I'll fuck the shit out of you

Nawar : no.
toushiq by Niallhoran February 8, 2021
It is slang for touch, a form of an aggresive passion that requires immediate action due to an event/ occasion
Jasmine just came out the shower with the water dripping down her back so i had to toush it.
Toush by tsunm May 31, 2016
A phrase used when a person has a comeback as strong or stronger than you insult.

Pronunciation:
Toosh
Laki: Douche-Fag

Greg: Cock-Swindler

Laki: Toushe
Toushe by Gfhweb August 7, 2008
is an inherited sphinctiatric disorder with onset in childhood, characterized by the presence of uncontrollable bowels. Think Tourettes, just with your butt.
I thought I had diarrhea, little did I know I had Tourshits disorder.
Tourshits by Frozen_Stiff89 February 27, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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