tote bag 

A bookbag that mainly teenage girls use to hold their shit in. Probably shit that won't fit in their jeans because those are too tight. I think that girls believe they are more fashionable with one and that it makes them look/feel a lot more womanly or feminine. Even if you are a shim, it
can boost your confidence. At school, its a replacement for a backpack. It's also a lot cooler to run in because if you're going to be late to class, you don't want your fat and overstuffed backpack (full of calculators, multi-colored highlighters, cheap lip gloss, and completed homework) flopping against your back and look like a complete dumbass. You can fit as much shit in your tote bag and it will still not look as gay and bulky as the backpack you previously used. If you go to the mall, you'll probably see about every other fucking girl with one on their shoulder. Sometimes girls carry two because they're just to lazy or embarassed to carry a bigger bag that will hold all of it...

Paul: Check out that girl's tote bag. She probably has nothing but her cell phone in it.

Ben: Ha. My sister paid me 10 dollars to drive her to Pac Sun just so she could buy one like every other 14 year old.

tote bag by Get your own tote bag, bitch! July 31, 2007

Tote bag 

The begining stages of douche baggery

Josh was being such a tote bag last night at that party when we were playing COD

Tote bag by mnqjso September 19, 2009

Tote Bag 

Also mean Totally; agreeing

Did you see her hair? TOTE BAG!

Tote Bag by Totebaggroupie August 4, 2010

tote-bag

Abbreviation for totally.

"Are you excited about Jamie's Bat Mitzvah?"
"Tote-bag!"

tote-bag by Juicy Boxers December 27, 2005

tote bag clone 

a type of person in the fashion community who is drawn to brands like Aime Leone Dore, Carharrt,jjjjound, and vintage pieces and often carrys a tote bag and loves workwear , this individual also gets most of their inspiration from youtube influencers like Ken Ijima and Ray Miah, alot of them used to be sneakerheads or hypebeasts who have moved on from wearing logos, the tote bag clone is often called a clone because this is one of the most trendiest styles in 2020 and you will see it on instagram explore feed everywhere

nick owns 5 pairs of carhartt double knees and the jjjjound new balances , he must be a tote bag clone

tote bag clone by theincel December 13, 2020

Mississippi Tote Bag 

A tote bag that can be bought in the book store at Mississippi College. Mississippi College is a private, Christian University with the main campus located in Clinton.

Tammy Picklesimmer got a Mississippi Tote Bag at the college book store.

Mississippi Tote Bag by Candaro January 11, 2012

Tote-bagger

A small constituency of upper middle class and piddling rich folks, often with advanced degrees, who tend to be moderately liberal on social issues and moderately conservative on fiscal issues. They all long for a “technocratic” leader who will listen to the experts (the middle way folks!) to enact sensible policies (supported by the middle way who benefit directly from them).

A reference to Teabaggers, since they are equally deluded.

Jon Stewart is the patron saint of Tote-baggers. They don't think he's funny; they think he's God.

Tote-bagger by Punditos Maximos October 26, 2015