utter and complete to claim that a conlusion has been reached of grandoise proportions through using the least grandiose language imaginable
Without: "Not only have I passed my graduation and earned a place at the most prestigious educational institution in the country, I also achieved the higest results in the entire class and have bettered the school's highest ever grade. I'm extatic about the result and wish to take you all for drinks on me"
With: "I totally nailed my grad!! (~dude) Lets get fu##ing trashed!! (~dude)"
A word used by girly girls, poppers, and rich spoiled little brats. They use it in sentences, it doesn't really mean anything, its just their way of speaking.
-Are you going to do your makeup now, or in 30 seconds?
-Like, Totally, OMG!! Of course I'm gonna do it now, I can't let anyone see me without it, you know, like totally eeew.
1. A word that makes a woman's kneesweak when spoken by the love of her life.
2. An expression of utter coolness.
3. The smartest comment one can make in the margin of academic articles.
1. "The hegemonic dialectic surrounding the rising instance of rhetorical myositis ossificans is pedantic beyond belief." And in the margin: "Totally."
2. "Are you going to the bar tonight?" Response: "Totally."
You don't mean to use it and seem like a damn dork around your cool catfriends. You are secretly trying to fit in because you played too much Pokemon and Mario Sunshine in the fucked up womb that you were born in.
You: I was totally trying to go see that guy the other night---