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Totalbiscut 

That British guy on the internet who enjoys playing video games and giving out his opinion to people who are to stupid to make their own. He enjoys bashing world of warcraft because pandas are gay and every one knows it and being British and eating tea (because Brits eat tea they don't drink it). He as a voice that is extremely epic to the craziest level but he sucks at puzzle games and shit like that. He is always sick because being sick is cool and not mainstream because mainstream stuff sucks and shit like that. WHY DON'T WE POST A 1 HOUR VIDEO SO THAT NO ONE CAN DO THEIR HOMEWORK/WORK
"Totalbiscut"
WTF insert Indie game name here

IT'S OK TO NOT LIKE THINGS ITS OK, DON'T BE A DICK ABOUT IT

PC Is so much better than Xbox or playstation or wii games because Kenect sucks and your mom sucks and your father sucks with her
Totalbiscut by RALJITAN November 6, 2011

Totalbiscuit 

1) A british videogame broadcaster known for a deep cynical style who specialises in WoW, Starcraft and first impressions

2) Talking in a Shoutcasting way but not being the most knowledgable but being entertaining
Wow this guy is good at commentary though he is getting his ass handed to him!

Yeah he's definitly a totalbiscuit type
Totalbiscuit by The BT July 7, 2011
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Totalbiscuit 

A British e-sport commentator mainly focusing on Starcraft 2 and WoW.
He has a youtube channel as well as a website.
He also does a very good series of first impression videos of new games called "WTF is...".
Have you watched the new WTF is video from Totalbiscuit yet?
Of course... I subscribe to his channel so I can watch them as soon as they come out.
Totalbiscuit by martin_mpop October 23, 2011
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