Totalbiscut

That British guy on the internet who enjoys playing video games and giving out his opinion to people who are to stupid to make their own. He enjoys bashing world of warcraft because pandas are gay and every one knows it and being British and eating tea (because Brits eat tea they don't drink it). He as a voice that is extremely epic to the craziest level but he sucks at puzzle games and shit like that. He is always sick because being sick is cool and not mainstream because mainstream stuff sucks and shit like that. WHY DON'T WE POST A 1 HOUR VIDEO SO THAT NO ONE CAN DO THEIR HOMEWORK/WORK

"Totalbiscut"
WTF insert Indie game name here

IT'S OK TO NOT LIKE THINGS ITS OK, DON'T BE A DICK ABOUT IT

PC Is so much better than Xbox or playstation or wii games because Kenect sucks and your mom sucks and your father sucks with her

Totalbiscut by RALJITAN November 6, 2011

Totalbiscuit

1) A british videogame broadcaster known for a deep cynical style who specialises in WoW, Starcraft and first impressions

2) Talking in a Shoutcasting way but not being the most knowledgable but being entertaining

Wow this guy is good at commentary though he is getting his ass handed to him!

Yeah he's definitly a totalbiscuit type

Totalbiscuit by The BT July 7, 2011

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Totalbiscuit

A British e-sport commentator mainly focusing on Starcraft 2 and WoW.
He has a youtube channel as well as a website.
He also does a very good series of first impression videos of new games called "WTF is...".

Have you watched the new WTF is video from Totalbiscuit yet?
Of course... I subscribe to his channel so I can watch them as soon as they come out.

Totalbiscuit by martin_mpop October 23, 2011

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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