Total Bullshit

A situation or statement that defies all logic, makes no sense and causes extreme distress to all parties involved.

Claudette: I'm going to sit down and watch Hillary clinch the 2016 presidential election.
Tony: Yep. It will be nice to see Trump silenced once and for all.
Wolf Blitzer: Trump just won FL.
Claudette: WTF America!?!?!?!???
Wolf Blitzer: PA, MI and WI are calling a Trump victory.
Tony: I'm not 100% in love with FL, PA, MI and WI right now.
Wolf Blitzer: Hillary Clinton just called to concede the election. Donald J. Trump will be the new leader of the free world.
Claudette: WTF! This is TOTAL BULLSHIT!

Total Bullshit by Smedley Schmedley November 27, 2016

Total Bullshit

When something is complete crap and screwed up entirely.

Man, that is Total Bullshit!

Total Bullshit by The iRan February 9, 2009

Total bullshit

See non-binary

Idiot SJW: I identify as a tomatobreadflourpopcornpizzawithamenuandcoffeemuggarnishpizza
Sane person: That is total bullshit lol.
Idiot SJW: REEEEEEEEE!1!!1! HOW DAR U B SANE!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!! NAZI!1!1!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!1!11!!!!
Sane person: *Facepalms*
Me: *Facepalms along with fellow sane person*

See GIF below for an example of what the idiot SJW probably looks like

Total bullshit by Inquisitive Walnut July 3, 2019

Total Bullshit

A total lie even if my friend can't see his dick moving girlfriend do it.

After having plans to hang out... girlfriend "i can't hang out"
Me "Thats Total bullshit

Total Bullshit by al;sdkfja;sdlkfj January 29, 2009

Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.

"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.

Total Bullshit by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022

Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.

"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.

Total Bullshit by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022

total bullshitter 

Donald Trump, Ted Cruze, Marco Rubio, and the like

When I think of total bullshitter, republican candidates come to mind...

total bullshitter by Donkey jizz 2016 September 14, 2016