Total Blowout

When a woman gives oral sex and shits her pants.

Dude! My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob when out of nowhere she shits her pants. It was a total blowout

by MGZeke June 21, 2018

Total Colon Blowout

A huge bowel movement that blasts out at a high velocity. This can travel up to 10 yards if you are out doors. If indoors it can crack the toilet bowl with a shotgun like pattern. Usually caused by excessive consumption of high fiber foods in conjunction with very greasy or spoiled foods.

Those spoiled burritos with collard greens gave me a total colon blowout.

by corn man June 2, 2012