Toshin

Toshin is a man of tremendous proportions, properly referred to as Gigashin. Gigashin is a primeval man who existed long before ancient humans, and is one of the fathers of proud ancient kings and war-weathered chieftains and according to legend, is destined to return and conquer all of Earth by 2056 A.D. along with his legendary conqueror tribe Giga, which hails from distant worlds.

The number of Gigas are unknown, but are vast, which indicate a wide-spanning and highly advanced civilization. He, along with the famed GigaChad, are said to be generals of the Army of the Republic of Giga (ARG) which have long since left their temporary base on Earth 200,000 years ago after their claimed bioengineering of the modern human, their alleged appearances being dismissed as mere illusion. All relics and statues that pointed towards their existence and dwelling on Earth have mysteriously vanished.

Despite their abrupt departure, several futurist thinkers have suggested, given the sociopolitical and economic turbulence of a civilization approaching Type 1, that Gigashin will return to Earth. They speculate that he and his 3rd Giga-Division will re-establish it as a colony of the Republic of Giga to further its prosperity, and have marked 2056 A.D. as the potential timestamp.

Doomer: Man, this world is going downhill.

Sage: All hope is not lost, for Toshin, a.k.a. Gigashin will return and destroy the shadow world government and assimilate us into the Republic of Giga, and be our benevolent regent!!!!

Doomer: What the fuck are you talkin about?

Sage: You’ll see. In 2056. Few believe until they see it for themselves.

by agginssawols November 23, 2021

Toshitba

1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.

2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.

Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!

by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013

toshing

Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.

I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday.

by Luca Hammer April 22, 2016

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by fuckjannies November 24, 2017

tossin' softies

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)

All up in da club, tossin' softies.

by tossin softies April 30, 2011

Toshiya

The extremely beautiful and talented bassist of japanese rock/visual kei band, Dir en grey. He is in(famous)for being a very good looking man, and an even better looking woman! He, like Ko-Mo, has very nice legs & looks good in miniskirt.

Toshiya plays some kickbutt bass.

by JellyMeh January 27, 2005

Tossing it off

1 Often used in industry, refers to the act of appearing to be working when actually doing nothing useful. Similar to skiving

What've you been doing all day, apart from tossing it off?

by VdiffDave July 30, 2007