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An extremely hazardous sex act involving tannerite and pop rocks.
“You see the tormeato fly clear past the heavy metal”

“A tormeato Austin, what the fuck?”
Tormeato by Able5600 May 27, 2020
Words you can keep

Obelisk the Tormentor 

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.
John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.
Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010

tormentous

causing torment or torture
The lecture was so boring; it was tormentous.

Dr Tormento 

A Kick Ass Gamer Who Rules At Games, Life. Etc.
Dr Tormento is A Gamertag Of Someone Who Stomps People at Their Own Game.
Dr Tormento by JB2008 April 7, 2008

Tormentor 

One who torments without mercy or a care in the world and stalks at night. It also has a big impact on Metal as over 340 Metal bands have made a song with "Tormentor" implanted in the song title, the most famous songs called "Tormentor" are by
Slayer - Tormentor - Show No Mercy
Destruction - Tormentor - Infernal Overkill
Kreator - Tormentor - Endless Pain (Kreator original went under the name "Tormentor")
There is also 17 bands who go under the name "Tormentor" but the most famous of them all is Tormentor From Hungary.
Riding in darkness through the hell of the night
Give all your torment to the heaven's might
In the name of satan spread all your fear
You feel his anger you know he's near
Casting a spell
Lord of all hells
Ripping the angels
God has fell
Tormentor
Baphomet's calling death is now real
Helldogs and demons waiting to kill
Pentagrams shining Luzifer smiles
Fucking the virgin rip out her eyes
Drinking the blood
Fear no god
Now you are dead
Your flesh is dot rot
Tormentor
Tormentor by NocturnalHell September 19, 2009

Obelisk the Tormentor 

Where your partner wants anal, so you go to other side of the room, then run full speed to them while yelling "Fist of Fury", and shove your fist up their ass.
I wanted to try something new in bed, so Johnny Obelisk the Tormentor me so hard I had to call off of work for a few days.

tormentorist 

A terrorist and a tormentor. A holy terror to all and your own personal tormentor. They only make your life a living hell. Hence the word.
I'm like the U.S Government, I don't negotiate with terrorists. I'm hardly a terrorist, Fine, You’re not using terror, you're just tormenting me. You're a tormentorist."
tormentorist by Jasmine Dawn December 14, 2008
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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