tords._wife
tords._wife by swqgirayy_ July 28, 2021
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Tords._Wife
Tords._Wife is a tiktoker who posts about many things but mainly Tord from that one show i forgor. She is scary, she simps for Tord😟
Me: wow Tords._Wife is one of my followers! I should mutual them!
Someone else: no way they post Tord simp posts?!?!???
Someone else: no way they post Tord simp posts?!?!???
Tords._Wife by StrawberryMM July 28, 2021
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Guy 1:Hey have you heard of tords._wife?
Guy 2:No who are they?
Guy 1: They are someone who makes whatever the fuck they want
Guy 2: Sounds cool I might follow!
Guy 2:No who are they?
Guy 1: They are someone who makes whatever the fuck they want
Guy 2: Sounds cool I might follow!
tords._wife by Mari working at mcdonalds July 28, 2021
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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