Topey
The act of riding a friend like a horse while screaming "TOPEY TOPEY TOPEY." Usually performed in a pool or body of water.
Topey by Doopadoop...adoop August 14, 2011
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topsykrest
A person that is bad at fortnite and doesn’t know how to be a good teammate. Bad at everything actually.
topsykrest by Wayste8 June 26, 2019
topelo
A night that begins at the U Club, followed by “a downtown bar” -> an obligatory stop for a tipple/photo booth pic / jukebox jam at Romolo. Finally head over to Tupelo and end the night with a double double at Sam’s. A must when in San Francisco
topelo by patatagucci May 8, 2018
Sloppy toppy
Sloppy toppy by Xxx_xxxi March 7, 2018
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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?
William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child
William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child
Tobey Maguire
A phenomenal actor and producer who has starred in various films like Brothers, the Spider-Man Trilogy, The Great Gatsby, and Seabiscuit. He is especially known around the world for his definitive portrayal of Spider-Man/Peter Parker. Tobey Maguire stands out from other actors as a result of his incredible ability to convey emotion through his face which earned him a golden-globe nomination. You can tell what he’s feeling and why just by looking at his face which is a hard feat to pull off consistently. Recently he’s transitioned into a producer who runs “Material Pictures,” with two recent financial success that have both been bought by Amazon (and consequently are available on Amazon Prime) like Brittany Runs A Marathon (2019) and Duked (2020).
Girlfriend: Leave me alone
Boyfriend: Come on, let me help you out.
Girlfriend: You don't know what I'm feeling!
Boyfriend: Girl, you’re Tobey Maguire. I know exactly what you’re feeling.
Boyfriend: Come on, let me help you out.
Girlfriend: You don't know what I'm feeling!
Boyfriend: Girl, you’re Tobey Maguire. I know exactly what you’re feeling.
Tobey Maguire by CristianoMuller March 1, 2021
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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