Topey

The act of riding a friend like a horse while screaming "TOPEY TOPEY TOPEY." Usually performed in a pool or body of water.

Bill: I'mma topey you.

Mark: Oh shit.

Bill: I'MMA RIDE YOU LIKE SEABISCUIT.

by Doopadoop...adoop August 14, 2011

Toey

1. Edgy, nervously irritable, impatient and anxious.

2. Touchy or restive; apprehensive; fractious.

You can be "Toey" for many reasons. One of which maybe horny. Not the other way around.

Origin: 1920–25; orig. in reference to a racehorse; perhaps toe + -y1

You may well "Toey" if your horny, but you can't be horny because you're "Toey".

by Craigoss May 13, 2016

topsykrest

A person that is bad at fortnite and doesn’t know how to be a good teammate. Bad at everything actually.

Dang. Fucking jimmy is such a topsykrest

by Wayste8 June 26, 2019

topelo

A night that begins at the U Club, followed by “a downtown bar” -> an obligatory stop for a tipple/photo booth pic / jukebox jam at Romolo. Finally head over to Tupelo and end the night with a double double at Sam’s. A must when in San Francisco

aw man im wrecked, we did a topelo last night.. ehh porra

by patatagucci May 8, 2018

Sloppy toppy

When a girl is sucking
And then she drools on the dick
Yerrr

Ayo You seen Samantha that bitch gave me a sloppy toppy

by Xxx_xxxi March 7, 2018

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY

Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?

William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

Tobey Maguire

A phenomenal actor and producer who has starred in various films like Brothers, the Spider-Man Trilogy, The Great Gatsby, and Seabiscuit. He is especially known around the world for his definitive portrayal of Spider-Man/Peter Parker. Tobey Maguire stands out from other actors as a result of his incredible ability to convey emotion through his face which earned him a golden-globe nomination. You can tell what he’s feeling and why just by looking at his face which is a hard feat to pull off consistently. Recently he’s transitioned into a producer who runs “Material Pictures,” with two recent financial success that have both been bought by Amazon (and consequently are available on Amazon Prime) like Brittany Runs A Marathon (2019) and Duked (2020).

Girlfriend: Leave me alone
Boyfriend: Come on, let me help you out.
Girlfriend: You don't know what I'm feeling!
Boyfriend: Girl, you’re Tobey Maguire. I know exactly what you’re feeling.

by CristianoMuller March 1, 2021