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Topey 

The act of riding a friend like a horse while screaming "TOPEY TOPEY TOPEY." Usually performed in a pool or body of water.

Bill: I'mma topey you.

Mark: Oh shit.

Bill: I'MMA RIDE YOU LIKE SEABISCUIT.

Topey by Doopadoop...adoop August 14, 2011