Tootman 

an old-timey word for a male prostitute

Jezebel had coitus with the Tootman

Tootman by tootmen April 25, 2022

sam totman 

Sam Totman is Herman Li's partner in crime in the band Dragonforce. He is just as fast as Herman, and he wrotes most DF songs and lyrics. He plays a black Jackson RR3 through a TC electronics G major Rack unit, and a Laney amp.

Most People love Herman, but Sam is cooler, and would be a cooler guy to get drunk with.

Sam Totman.

sam totman by Shreddy McShred aka Kyle July 21, 2006

tootan 

When you feel your drunkenness wear off after smoking a joint and the high starts taking over

4 peg ke baad joint fookke badiyaa tootan ho gayi

tootan by chebohevara January 4, 2018

toomanybutterfliesclosetomephobia 

the fear of having large groups of butterflies in a close range to you

guy 1: hey do you want to go visit the butterfly house at the zoo
guy 2: nah man really don't I've got toomanybutterfliesclosetomephobia

toomanybutterfliesclosetomephobia by 27_Hippos November 6, 2021

Jamie Trotman

Fat slag who watches young children naked in their friends bedrooms. You do not want to be near this guy when he is horny, he will destroy you children.

Everybody run Jamie Trotman is here and he looks horny, hide the children!

Jamie Trotman by LongRetard May 19, 2020

Toomanist 

Toomanist is a person that, willingly or unwillingly, manifests Toomanism. Toomanism is the philosophical school that first identified the tendency of philosophical discourse to fragment into a multiplicity of -ism related claims. The tendency can be seen is academic philosophical discource as well as in online discussions in which the participants may or may not even understand exactly what the -ism refers to or have read any relevant works.

The term was first coined in the Symbolic World Discord server to dissuade such a fragmentation. At present the attempt seems to have failed as it is virtually impossible for modern people to avoid getting involved in Toomanistic discussions but a larger movement has been initiated to raise awareness and help those affected.

- This is clearly positioning you as a Platonist even though you profess to be a relativist in your conception of morality. If you accept nominalism how can you profess to adhere to materialism, physicalism and scientific realism?
- You are a f***ing Toomanist!!

Toomanist by Dionysis___ February 3, 2023

Trotman

A retard with magical powers, who comes from Photonika Glingerius. His psionic powers include the "Magic Lip" or "Gling", in which he focuses light onto his braces and shoots out an unstoppable beam with many special abilities. Very few survive the Gling, and those who do usually become Trotman's servants in his army. Also see Magic Lip, Gling, Gunsmoke, and Allay

The Trotman used his Gling to travel to another dimension.
"There is a Trotman in this cell!"-Zeratul

Trotman by Araquiel May 29, 2004