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tootles
person 1: yo you fuckin with that new teacher?
person 2: hell yeah she gave me tootles in the teacher’s lounge.
person 1: damn
person 2: hell yeah she gave me tootles in the teacher’s lounge.
person 1: damn
tootles by THE content cop November 6, 2019
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Cup-O-Tootles
The act of expelling gas from one's anus into one's cupped hands then proceeding to smother said hands into the nasal cavities of an unsuspecting victim.
After along of drinking and eating Indian Food, Rob returned home to find his roommate Fernando asleep on the couch. There was no other option but to administer a hot cup-o-tootles.
Cup-O-Tootles by robomo January 10, 2011
Plastic Tootles
The use of your baby cousins toys for sex. Most likely ockward shapes that can be used as a butt plug and a mouth plug for secret sex.
Guy 1: Hey, I used some Plastic Tootles on Karen last night
Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business
Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral
Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business
Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral
Plastic Tootles by InvisibleRoss February 16, 2019
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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