Toothpaste Turd Share definition Flag A defecation that is so sticky you just can't seem to wipe up and get yourself clean. I'm all itchy down there from that toothpaste turd this morning. Toothpaste Turd by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the Toothpaste Turd mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch