Tootball

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Autistic way of saying ‘football’ derived from Brentwood school year 11 boys of 2017. Can also be shortened to just ‘toot’

Hey dude let’s go play some tootball then suck each other off 🤪🤪

Yo you wanna play some toot?

Tootball by brentwood school boi April 23, 2019

Words you can keep

Tortball

Noun. Meaning of creepy or sketchy nature. Usually describes gross stalkers who remind you of the ninja turtles.

Ralph is a tortball.

Tortball by nINjAtUrTle505 December 30, 2008

Related Words

Tootball • thotball • Toolballed • Tootally Turtle • Tootbllan • Tortball • Twootballer • Lil TooTallTommy • too tall • thot balloons

Tootall

Abnormally large creature found in Hertfordshire, England.
Sometimes mistaken for big foot or the yeti. The public are generally warned to stay away from him as he is thought to be dangerous but he is usually seen with other people. Also known to do nothing but chest, back and arm work in the gym.

HOLY SHIT! what is that! must be the legendary tootall beast!

Tootall by muffinrape nomonom February 1, 2010

Lil TooTallTommy

A person that is a rapper and a comedian that is very gay and he is very cute and hansom

Man Lil TooTallTommy is very cute

Lil TooTallTommy by Lil tootallbobby May 24, 2019

Toolballed

The feeling when someone plays only a part of a tool song

AHH dont skip Lateralus , you just Toolballed me

Toolballed by Sp1ffy April 12, 2021

thotball

A woman carrying a big ball of thot qualities.

Man she ain't just a thot she a thotball she get past around there's enough for us all!

thotball by BossDo January 24, 2017

Tootally Turtle

originated form totally turtle.

Frank: That turtle was awesome.
Janice: Tootally Turtle!
Frank: Tootally!

Tootally Turtle by jesus28 January 3, 2007

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026