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Toot broot

#1 too much to bear, a drag, ruined
#2 something that broke down, of poor quality, dont buy it
#3 it didn't work out, breaking up with someone, too far to travel
#1: Yo, that's Toot broot. -OU- Oai C'est Toot broot.
#2: It's Toot broot. -OU- On est Toot broot
#3: Were Toot broot. -OU- Nous-somnent Toot broot
Toot broot by Mekazael March 4, 2024
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Toot It & Boot It

When a boy or a girl has a one night stand. To hit it and quit it. Freaky people who usually sex alot of different people.
Jay Smoove "man bro.. hp... she fine... did you Toot It & Boot It bro?"

Baby Woota 3rd "yup bro I had too now she pregnant and shit!!"

toot and boot 

a one night stand. to have sex and them kick them out.
John: Did you take that girl home with you last night?
Dave: Yeah I wanted to toot and boot her but she stayed until the morning.
toot and boot by sexnstufflikethat November 25, 2013

toot n boot 

I usually toot n boot because I have to fart but don't want to be blamed for it.
toot n boot by toot n booter February 16, 2015

Toot It & Boot It

Right when i'm about to get out the elevator, i'mma just toot it & boot it.

Toot-and-boot 

When someone fart's silently in a large group of people and tries to slip out of the room before anyone realizes what's happened.
Emma: I was in Target with a group of people and all of the sudden Kyle says goodbye and leaves. A few seconds later, we all smelled a fart. I know Kyle toot-and-booted it.

Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!
Toot-and-boot by bellawella99 August 30, 2014

toot it & boot it

When a girl dances, flirts, or gives a guy attention at a club to get him to buy her a drink. After she gets a drink for her and maybe her friends, she makes an excuse (usually the bathroom) and ditches him.
i met him at the club
then i said wassup
i took him to the bar
and you know i toot it & boot it...
and i made him feel stupid.
toot it & boot it by 626er August 31, 2010
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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Me: Poggers!
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