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One who constantly sucks dick. Constantly trying to suck dick and constantly on it.
Sharelf: You know you madd ugly, that chick aint want you.
Jason: Nigga, shut up. You a tooper. Hop off!
Sharelf: I still got ya gurl, so HA.
Jason: Nigga, the only gurl you eva had was ya momz.
tooper by toobadyetsosad November 9, 2007

Tooper Tain 

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Tooper Tain by @!ñßłęÿ November 29, 2021
Related Words
tooper • Tooper Tain • toopert • Trooper • tooter • topper • toofer • Tooner • Tooker • tooler

Skull Trooper Disease 

A disease also known as ligma, that is proven to be fatal. The easiest way to treat it is by taking probiotics daily and flicking the bean to lightning mcqueen. If you have skull trooper disease, you may be entitled to financial compensation in the form of v-bucks.
Hey did you hear Bill got Skull Trooper Disease

Steve The Trooper 

Steve is a red pikmin named Steve by a popular Lets Player, Chuggaaconroy. This pikmin forever haunts him, though his fans love Steve. Steve is a trooper, he carried the corpse of an earlier defeated enemy by himself, thus his name, "Steve The Trooper".
Man, that guys a trooper! Wait... STEVE?! STEVE IS A TROOPER?! STEVE?! STEVE THE TROOPER?!
Steve The Trooper by Auroraandsnap October 8, 2012
The stream chat is so toogers right now
Toogers by SBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSB December 16, 2020

Storm Trooper Syndrome 

n. Describes a person's (or group of persons) inability to hit the target with their guns, even at close range. Reference from the Star Wars movies, where the Storm Troopers tend to have trouble even grazing the rebels with their laser blasters when chasing them down.
These new recruits suffer from the worst case of Storm Trooper Syndrome I've ever seen!
Storm Trooper Syndrome by anonymous September 3, 2004

One Up with a Topper 

When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.
Me: I had great seats for U2.

Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.

Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.

Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!

Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!
One Up with a Topper by jaffaj March 13, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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