Tooli

Name: Tooli Mug
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A homosexual sex toy

Trevor and I used a double-ended tooli together

Tooli by XxHitler420xX July 14, 2016

Words you can keep

louis tomlinson

louis tomlinson is straight up the bravest man, no the bravest person alive.

louis tomlinson deserves the world

louis tomlinson by i hate this world October 25, 2020

Related Words

Toolie • toolies • Tooling • toolish • Toolin • toolio • toolishness • TOOLism • tooligan • Tooling Out

louis tomlinson

the SUN. the literal light of this world. the thing that lights up the sky every single morning. the man we would all commit arson for. the man who you can hardly understand. the man with insane cheekbones. the man who treats his fans like old friends, like he’s known them his whole life. the man who has NOT ONE skippable song. the man we all go silent for.

a stupid MAN: what the fvck is that ! ouch it’s hurting my eyes !!
me: oh my god THATS LOUIS TOMLINSON !! my king, you may now have my hand in marriage . i love you .

louis tomlinson by thatlarriebitch January 13, 2021

harry tomlinson

harrys styles’ real name because he is married to louis tomlinson.

everyone knows that it’s harry tomlinson not louis styles

harry tomlinson by larrie678 October 17, 2020

Toobin

When one masturbates during a zoom meeting.

This reporter from CNN just got caught Toobin durning a zoom meeting.

Toobin by Miotoss October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masterbating on a zoom call

New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call. Jeremy was caught Toobin.

Toobin by mrumo October 19, 2020

louis tomlinson

singer from doncaster. talented and handsome as hell. he's the most lovely person
treats his fans like friends<3
his debut album 'Walls' is out NOW! go stream it

stan louis tomlinson

louis tomlinson by florchis February 11, 2020

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026