toolio

n. One who is a tool, an individual who buys lunch with coupons, an person who drinks 3 Calvados falls of his chair and sings "Sophie Chap is my Cat" rather too loudly.


(alternative def.) One who makes a living selling wealth management solutions

Loo at that guy with the Tevas and wite socks. What a Toolio !!

Hey Toolio, buy the beers before I kick you up yer backside !!

by Doodey E July 30, 2004

toolio

( Melbourne Australia shaolin dialect) a socially misadjusted individual that tries tooo hard to be cool.

that guy humming "Wild Wild West" by Will Smith is a real toolio.

by Mikey C-izzle July 16, 2003

toolio

1. an extreme tool.
2. a mexican tool.

"si, si senore, mucho toolio."

by noof April 6, 2004

Toolio

Tool with a twist. A toolio is an idiot, a douche bag, a skyler... A toolio is much worse than a tool. They are like tools, only 500 times worse. These toolios are found all over the globe, and it is not rare to catch one on the way to class, work, or even the supermarket. Watch out for toolios. Nobody likes them, and if you are sucked into one of their cults, you can never return.

As Skyler skipped around in her underwear, Clare said," Oh my like total gosh, what a toolio!" Abi agreed.

by Untoolios to the Maxxx December 28, 2005

Toolio

One who is much worse then the normal Tool of a person.

Also known as a member of Alpha Epsilon Pi Fraternity @ The University of Nevada, Las Vegas.

by Adam Gordon December 6, 2003

Toolio Iglesias

Some one who is a tool, jerk, loser etc.

Man look at that Toolio Iglesias.

by Julio00132 July 21, 2009

toolio iglesius

a leader and role model to those who reside within the 'tool' community. also someone who's sexuality identity and sexual preference should be openly questioned by all those who come into contact with said person.

appearing to have derived from the latin crooner julio iglesius

what happened to the toolio iglesius who played 'Pee Wee Herman'.

by A Eck July 18, 2006