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toobinit 

The act of masterbating during a Zoom meeting..
Jeffery pulled it out and started Toobinit.
toobinit by Blackout67 October 20, 2020
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Toobinit 

Masturbating during a Zoom meeting.
During our 2pm Zoom call, Jeffery pulled it out and started Toobinit!
Toobinit by Blackout67 October 20, 2020
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Toobining 

When you’re on a Zoom call and jacking off.
Mike’s general disinterest during our Zoom today made me wonder if he was toobining.
Toobining by YeahSure916 October 19, 2020

Toobining 

Getting caught “accidentally” rubbing one out in a Zoom meeting
Keith got caught Toobining at the weekly Zoom sales meeting
Toobining by The Billman October 20, 2020
Getting caught doing a sexual act on a zoom call.
I thought I'd turned off the camera for the zoom call and got caught wanking. I'm getting fired for toobin it.
Toobin it by Qapla83 October 26, 2020
surfin porn and rubbin one out during a remote work zoom call
Dude was toobin it while zoomin with co-workers
toobin it by dantact October 19, 2020

Toobining 

Masturbating (unknowingly) while on a Zoom, Skype, or Webex video conference.
Jeffery Toobin was suspended from The New Yorker for Toobining.
Toobining by MAGA2020!!!!! October 20, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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