When you don’t get dressed and expose your dick on a zoom call, leaving all of your coworkers aware that you hang brain during meetings.
Jeff was toobing on a call with the entire staff of the New Yorker, and now we all have to hear about his dick.
by Homanclature October 19, 2020
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Verb. Any act of self stimulation in a "work from home" environment, particularly during a Zoom or some comparable virtual meeting situation.
In a time when journalists receive little to no love from an increasingly skeptical and disillusioned public, some particularly frustrated news personalities have been literally getting "caught with their pants down" while toobing a work meeting.
by Gaijinman October 21, 2020
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v. Masturbating while on a Zoom call with your coworkers (ie Jeffery Toobin)
Anderson: Why are Jeff's pants down during this zoom meeting?

Don: Oh, I think he's just Toobing again.
by bueygrande October 30, 2020
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Toobin was Toobing when he thought his work team wasn't watching.
by Docked in the Keys October 20, 2020
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When you are bawls deep in looking at Youtube vids at work. As if nothing matters in the world!!!
Boss: Can you bring me those TPS reports?
You: Fk off I'm toobing!!!
by Jay229 November 17, 2014
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cross between sombody who is both a tool and a noob, a huge insult that nobody has ever thought of yet... until now! Similar to a gulible fool who looks up the word gullible in the dictionary after being told it isn't there.
only a true toob would ever bother to look up the word toob on urbandictionary.com
by nVidia July 29, 2006
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noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
I think I left my toob in the truck.

Anyone wanna toob this weekend?

The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.
by Marissa McCottry July 24, 2006
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