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When you don’t get dressed and expose your dick on a zoom call, leaving all of your coworkers aware that you hang brain during meetings.
Jeff was toobing on a call with the entire staff of the New Yorker, and now we all have to hear about his dick.
by Homanclature October 19, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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When you are bawls deep in looking at Youtube vids at work. As if nothing matters in the world!!!
Boss: Can you bring me those TPS reports?
You: Fk off I'm toobing!!!
by Jay229 November 17, 2014
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Verb. Any act of self stimulation in a "work from home" environment, particularly during a Zoom or some comparable virtual meeting situation.
In a time when journalists receive little to no love from an increasingly skeptical and disillusioned public, some particularly frustrated news personalities have been literally getting "caught with their pants down" while toobing a work meeting.
by Gaijinman October 21, 2020
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v. Masturbating while on a Zoom call with your coworkers (ie Jeffery Toobin)
Anderson: Why are Jeff's pants down during this zoom meeting?

Don: Oh, I think he's just Toobing again.
by bueygrande October 30, 2020
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Toobin was Toobing when he thought his work team wasn't watching.
by Docked in the Keys October 20, 2020
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