Definitions by Gaijinman

Toobing 

Verb. Any act of self stimulation in a "work from home" environment, particularly during a Zoom or some comparable virtual meeting situation.

In a time when journalists receive little to no love from an increasingly skeptical and disillusioned public, some particularly frustrated news personalities have been literally getting "caught with their pants down" while toobing a work meeting.

Toobing by Gaijinman October 21, 2020

Youthemism

Application of the term "youth" or "youths" as a euphemism when reporting crimes performed by young thugs.

Liberal leaning local papers can be counted on to use Youthemisms like "YOUTHS rob BART passengers at station in Oakland" instead of opening with "Punk-ass thugs..."

Youthemism by Gaijinman April 25, 2017

Pianojacked 

To take or attempt to take control of a piano from another person by use of force, intimidation or sweet talk. Can also apply to more general unauthorized use of a piano situated in some venue or public space.

The musical performer got pianojacked while taking a short break in his performance at a park in San Francisco.

Pianojacked by Gaijinman April 17, 2017