Tonmie

Someone who is the best or funny.

I am the Tonmie

by Poow June 6, 2009

tonmeister

"Sound Wanker"

Oh I'm studying Geography, how about you? ''Oh, i'm a sound wanker'', Ah you mean Tonmeister

by LudicrousFiddle January 12, 2017

tommied

completely and utterly discombobulated following excessive alcohol consumption, may be combined with crawling on the floor, barfing in your bed, or stealing stuff for no good reason

Man he was so tommied that he puked in the bushes!

by Easy Street April 24, 2005

Tonmi

A person who lives and breathes for nut jokes. With every chance they get, they sabotage an unsuspecting victim with a nut joke. If your friend is a Tonmi, be careful of your choice of words around them.

"Yo, can you check the time for me?"
"Check deez nuts in your face"
"Sigh, stop being a tonmi"

by Zavyr July 18, 2021

tommie network

Stream of ejaculate flowing from woman to woman to woman and eventually leading us back to a few chads at Carlson School of Management. It does not mean "we'll have buddies in esteemed positions who'll line you up with jobs/internships/careers SIMPLY because you paid 40,000 a year to do shit at St Thomas--it means 1/4th of the womenfolk here fucked some dudes at Carlson and wound up becoming senior vice presidents at 23. hahaha what a schmuck buying into our con game"

Advisor: "Oy! we have a GREAT tommie network, when you graduate you'll be getting offers for career-launchpad positions! (but in reality only the sloots, the well-connected and the family-business-owning students will find high-level careers heheheheh...we say we love egalitarianism while really conning the 99.999%! "

Gullible students: "OY! so you mean if I pay 40,000 a year to study vocabulary terms but 'trust your plan' I'll wind up an Investment Banker or CFO at age 22? (for the record, Urban Dictionary, this is LITERALLY what Dr Ernest Owens and Michael Devaugh promise)"

Savvy students: "Oh tommie network? TOMMIE NETWORK ? sigh...guess I better bring my umbrella....sighghhgh..."

by AnonemousMarmot November 8, 2020

Tommie

Tommie is an extremely loving and caring person, to whom you can talk to about anything. He could be one of the nicest and smartest people you ever meet. Some one by the name of tommie will most likely have brown or black hair and a dak color in their eyes. If you ever meet a tommie you will most likely become friends with and/or fall in love with them.

Tommie, you are such a kind and gentle person.

by S.o.S.loves.S.o.S July 3, 2010

Tonielle

A gorgeous girl who brings light out of dark and you'd never want to let go.

Look at that Tonielle

by falling_feeling March 2, 2010