Tong.

Little Asian bastard that has a helmet for a haircut. Is normally angry all the time and will want to cut your foreskin off. If he's watching a movie in class he'll point every single character he'd want to have hot oily intercourse with and will look at the person next to him giggle a little bit and smile weirdly as they call him a horny little shit

Tong: I'd fuck the shit out of that dog

Riley: Tong. Shut the fuck up you horny little cunt

Tong. by Babymolester64 December 7, 2023

tong

asian gangsta. one who has a shaved head except for one spot where the patch of hair is grown 3 or so inches and is dyed bronze, has a souped up honda and is often seen talking korean on a tiny cell phone, making plans with his homies to go get boba, while smoking and waiting to pick his 5 year old genius brother from 7th grade.

dass a tong meng

tong by number25 April 6, 2003

Tong

The war cry of a blind monk from the game "Dota 2"

"TONG!" the blind monk cried in agony as he was stabbed in the knee.

Tong by Lee Sin/Ming Lee January 31, 2018

Tong

n. One person you meet who will never fail you, both intelligently and sexually. (Sexually only to females) He is most likely the most attractive person you have ever seen. No matter what gender you are and no matter your sexual preference, you will be extremely motivated to have an amazing night with him just by looking at him.

vt. Being able to handle something well.

v. Attracting people through physical appearance and emotional intelligence.

adj. Being extremely attractive; Being extremely amazing at sexual activities.

n. "Hey look at George Clooney! He is definitely a Tong like the Chinese guy.

vt. Oh! To all the gods in Olympia, you have totally tonged me last night.
v. You are tonging me now, I can think of nothing but you.

adj. You are tong, sir. I will never be able to have such a night again.

Tong by Mr. Thatgreataguy May 20, 2016

Tong

Australian term used instead of billy or bong (utility for smoking herbal extract)
Can also be referred to as The Billy Tong

"You want to hit the Tong this weekend?"
"THE BILLY TONG!"
"Punch a cone on the tong bong"

Tong by BROWN HILL BOIZ November 14, 2016

tong

a wannabe asian gangsta. one who tries to act like a real tong, but doesnt shower enough, can't afford a car, bums at scans house, is fired from pizza hut, etc.

daaaamn tong, get a job

tong by dr_crazy April 27, 2003

Tong

A scandalous girl. Loves human activism, travelling and going on a safari. Knows every line of the kama Sutra. Likes to be on top of everything- and I mean everything. Warning: Deers stay away.

How Scandalous are you? I am sure it's around 5 Tongs.

Tong by jokester21 September 19, 2014