Tong

The war cry of a blind monk from the game "Dota 2"
"TONG!" the blind monk cried in agony as he was stabbed in the knee.
by Lee Sin/Ming Lee January 30, 2018
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n. One person you meet who will never fail you, both intelligently and sexually. (Sexually only to females) He is most likely the most attractive person you have ever seen. No matter what gender you are and no matter your sexual preference, you will be extremely motivated to have an amazing night with him just by looking at him.

vt. Being able to handle something well.

v. Attracting people through physical appearance and emotional intelligence.

adj. Being extremely attractive; Being extremely amazing at sexual activities.
n. "Hey look at George Clooney! He is definitely a Tong like the Chinese guy.

vt. Oh! To all the gods in Olympia, you have totally tonged me last night.
v. You are tonging me now, I can think of nothing but you.

adj. You are tong, sir. I will never be able to have such a night again.
by Mr. Thatgreataguy May 04, 2016
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Australian term used instead of billy or bong (utility for smoking herbal extract)
Can also be referred to as The Billy Tong
"You want to hit the Tong this weekend?"
"THE BILLY TONG!"
"Punch a cone on the tong bong"
by BROWN HILL BOIZ November 15, 2016
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A scandalous girl. Loves human activism, travelling and going on a safari. Knows every line of the kama Sutra. Likes to be on top of everything- and I mean everything. Warning: Deers stay away.
How Scandalous are you? I am sure it's around 5 Tongs.
by jokester21 September 19, 2014
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Tong is a common used slang term for a person named Tony, it's used as a term of affection most of the time.
Tong is the best, I sometimes forget to call him tony
by stargazer3002 January 04, 2020
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This is a name meant for degenerate individuals. Most people named Tong are usually brain-dead and are incredibly dumb. Though they may seem like they have lots of friends, in reality, they are friendless scum that roam the streets hoping to get some pussy.
"Did you see Tong last night? He tried to talk to me, yuck!"
by Tong Partners April 12, 2017
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asian gangsta. one who has a shaved head except for one spot where the patch of hair is grown 3 or so inches and is dyed bronze, has a souped up honda and is often seen talking korean on a tiny cell phone, making plans with his homies to go get boba, while smoking and waiting to pick his 5 year old genius brother from 7th grade.
dass a tong meng
by number25 April 06, 2003
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