so the first victim has arrived...! i warn you boy, take another step into my dojo i'm going to have to show you what it means to experience the totski hello...don't look it up on urban dictionary

totski hello by lordsama_kun May 19, 2018

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Toska

“Toska - noun /ˈtō-skə/ - Russian word roughly translated as sadness, melancholia, lugubriousness.

"No single word in English renders all the shades of toska. At its deepest and most painful, it is a sensation of great spiritual anguish, often without any specific cause. At less morbid levels it is a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for, a sick pining, a vague restlessness, mental throes, yearning. In particular cases it may be the desire for somebody of something specific, nostalgia, love-sickness. At the lowest level it grades into ennui, boredom.”

― Vladimir Nabokov

Feeling constant toska, no matter the situation.

Toska by Xensez September 25, 2018

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toosk

Another word for butt, ass, keester, rump, glutes, etc. "Toosk" is already spreading fast in Illinois and in the mid west.

Damn, that chick has a nice toosk!

Hey bro lets go kick some toosk!

toosk by toosky July 1, 2014

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Tomska's Law

Anything you say online can and will be seen by the person you're said it about.

Guy 1: That guy really sucks, I'm gonna trash talk him online
Guy 2: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Remember TomSka's Law?
Guy 1: Oh yeah

Tomska's Law by benpiano800 January 22, 2021

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Toms Feet

The overwhelming odor that comes from a day of wearing your Toms. Toms Feet has become prominent recently to a large following of Toms wearers insisting on not wearing socks with their Toms.

Francis "Dude, what's wrong?"

Joe "My lady dumped me because she couldn't handle my Toms Feet."

Francis "So you're saying I've got a shot?"

Toms Feet by bsjerven July 6, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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